Corporate Clicker

Choose your suffering. This decision is permanent, like all career mistakes.

The Deck

Consultant

Turn nothing into 80 slides. Bill accordingly.

culture: 25% more calendar invites

Lawyer

Redline documents until the meaning dies.

culture: clicks ×1.2

Investment Banker

The model is wrong. Make it wrong faster.

culture: team ×1.15

This run only. HR will call it a growth conversation.

Burnout track

Do everything yourself. Trust is for the weak.

clicks ×3 · team ×0.75

Promotion track

Your calendar is the work now.

team ×2 · clicks ×0.5

Mythical track

No modifiers. HR uses you in recruiting decks.

everything ×1

It cost you everything. Here is your exit interview.

Final performance review

1 per click · 0/sec from your team

Manage downward

Tips are optional. Unlike your deadlines.